Harry Styles: “I was dead on Twitter! Someone had to phone management to check I was alive.”
Liam Payne: “Apparently Kim Marsh said I’d squeezed her bum, but I didn’t! I don’t squeeze people’s bums – except on Wednesdays.”
Niall Horan: “That I was dating Gillian McKeith’s daughter, Skylar, oh and that I was an alcoholic. I’m not planning on going to rehab until at least next year. Nah, kidding, we’ll stay away from all that.”
Zayn Malik: “Apparently I was engaged. That was strange. I’m definitely not.”
Now Louis Tomlinson remained mysteriously quiet throughout all of this.