JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before dinner at the GQ Awards last night.

He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: “Evening boys. Is there a kids’ table for you tonight?

“Have they got the high chairs in for you? What’s this? Buy one suit get four free? What’s on the kids’ menu? Fish fingers and chips?”

Band member Louis Tomlinson didn’t sit back and take it.

He fired back: “What’s that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you’ve escaped from a mental institution.”

But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.

Source: TheSun