One Direction star Zayn Malik caught dancing naked by his cleaner
4:51 PMVera
THERE’S only One Direction to collecting a P45 if you’re on Zayn Malik’s payroll... and that’s if he catches you ogling him in the buff.
The 1D star got the shock of his lil’ 18-year-old life over the festive period, when he caught his cleaning lady doing just that.
Not realising that the cleaner was in his apartment, the chiselled teen was dancing around his living room stark naked – shimmying along to the Bee Gees’ 70s disco hit Night Fever. As you do.
Bizarrely, after walking in on him mid-routine, the startled cleaner didn’t beat a hasty retreat. Instead she stayed in the room – ensuring she got a full, measured view of Zayn Jnr.
And it wasn’t until Zayn, who suddenly spotted her, screamed at her to leave, that the flushed young woman finally picked up her duster and fled.
Bandmate Louis Tomlinson explains: “It was hilarious. Zayn had his radio on full blast and was dancing around to Night Fever totally naked when his cleaner walked in on him.
“She walked in on him fully naked, properly giving it some!
“But the funny thing is, she didn’t say, ‘Sorry’ and walk straight out. No, she said ‘Sorry’, glanced down and just stared. She was pretty shocked. She gasped and said ‘Sorry, sorry’ a few times and only then did she leave – Zayn kinda yelled too!”
Not surprisingly, Zayn, who remains single since splitting from ex-girlfriend Rebecca Ferguson, has now been forced to draw up a more rigid cleaning rota, ensuring that he knows exactly when his housekeeper will be in the flat.
And while that lucky lady now knows exactly What Makes Zayn Beautiful, she’s not the only One [Direction]. Oh no.
I hear that Liam Payne’s cleaning lady has been busy polishing his Woody. And no, that isn’t a euphemism.
I hear that Liam Payne’s cleaning lady has been busy polishing his Woody. And no, that isn’t a euphemism.
Liam tells me: “In my flat I’ve got a shelf with a few little things on it – a few toys... my turtles, for example.
Anyway, I walked in recently and my cleaning lady was standing there, Wet Wipe in hand, scrubbing my Woody.
Anyway, I walked in recently and my cleaning lady was standing there, Wet Wipe in hand, scrubbing my Woody.
“My Woody Toy Story doll, that is. She was wiping his face – she’s very thorough, she cleans everything.”
Hopefully not everything...
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