.but would probably still work. We have low standards.

It's funny to think that One Direction still have to try to impress girls. What's all this we read about hoardes of screaming fans camping outside their gig venues / houses / record labels / just licking posters of them? Surely they don't have to do anything to get girls anymore?
It makes us sick.

Maybe the fact that they must be out of practice can explain their flirting techniques...
“I’d try to impress a girl playing the theme from Barney The Dinosaur film on a guitar," said Niall.
Nialler, we can't remember that theme tune. You could be playing a song you made up in your head called Why My Heart Belongs To Nandos and we wouldn't know.
Zayn reckons he "Would play the triangle and do Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," which to be honest, wouldn't really fly with us either.

But Louis probably had the most impressive idea - although it's really the best of a bad bunch, telling the Daily Star; “I would do an intense version of It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy on the violin.”
Now THAT. That could work.